Ok, 75 miles today. My legs hurt. Adjust, get comfortable. How far is the first town? OK, I’ll ride twenty then eat something. I hope the wind doesn’t pick up. There’s the mile marker sign. Don’t look at it. Don’t look at the bike computer. Find a good song. I need to take more pictures. Road kill. don’t look at it. Hold your breath, it looks like a bad one. There’s another mile marker ahead. Try to keep your head down until you pass it. Don’t look. Don’t look. I need to get some shorts without a giant hole in the crotch. My right foot hurts. This song sucks, change it. I should start eating healthier today. No soda. Is my back tire flat? No. Feels low. I wonder how much more energy I spend over five hours if my tire is low? Mile marker, don’t look. Damn it, I looked. That looks cool, should I take a picture. I keep forgetting to shoot portraits. I should shoot some super 8. How many rolls do I have left? 10 bucks per minute, that’s cheap. I think I feel good today. I hope there’s no wind. What should I eat for lunch. I have gas. Stand up for a second. I wonder what Mel’s doing. I need to shoot more video. Why do other people who do this always get offered free places to stay? Do we look unfriendly? We need to fine tune our secret project. mile marker. 16 miles left. I’ve gone 4.1 miles. I could kill for a mountain dew on ice. Hamburger sounds good. The back of my knee still hurts. I have a serious farmer’s tan. Is my back tire low? Don’t look at the computer. I’ve gone 4.3 miles. I need to take more pictures.
WE'RE REALLY DOING IT 
Jeffy, This is fucking funny!
haha can totally relate (in a non biking nationwide way)
Amazing, great post. It felt like I was actually riding out there, LMAO. Tomorrow will be a windless, downhill day, you’ll do 200 miles effortlessly…….
The road kill looks tasty!
and people say dogs are hard to work with….rad photo!
Wow dudes…first photo in this post is TOP NOTCH.
Make like ACDC and Ride On
You are straigt gangsters. 10 bucks a min is alot But super 8 is so dope. I’m so glad that you did not quit. Keep on killing it.
Yeeeeeeeeeeew!
God, being unprofessional bike riders and all..
Who cares, you guys rock..
Best one yet!
Fantastic post. Have that all the time. Busy brain, won’t shut down and let you just pedal.
true gladiators
Mmmmm! Coyote cakes. Jeffy don’t get any coyote cake stuck in yer gullut. Oh, I luv the biggy tew pack drama, keeping it gangsta. What’s next ride by’s
So glad you guys are still riding! I was shocked when you wrote you were quitting. Hilarious!
the f-n bike computer…that thing is a curse!!!
I’m from Brazil and I’m doing this trip for you.
Congratulations for the pictures and texts.
Tell Heath I admire him the skateboard and the willingness to face the road this way.
I also travel by bicycle and I know the difficulties and the joys of self-knowledge that this kind of trip offers.
A hug
Good luck
Where were you today (18th)? I think I might have seen you haha.
Mostly running errands in wichita kansas. Short day.
My ass hurts just looking at the map and where you guys have been. Most Americans only walk from their front doors to their cars each day, so they can do the fast food drive thru. You guys are amazing and an inspiration for me to get off my ass. Thanks!
Not sure if your looking for a copy editor but you spelled business wrong.
Keep focused…on the road!
Chiclet,
A copy editor might need to know how to spell “you’re”.
Ha, ha, ha. What a burn! Keep going guys. You’re doing great! I love the pics.
I think I’ve been spelling it wrong my entire life…… Fuck!
If you guy were passing through Memphis you’d have a free place to stay and real barbecue. Maybe on the way back? – Cort and Emily
I do love Memphis. Jim Neely’s is my favorite pulled pork sandwich ever. Good beans too.
Haha, i can totally relate to what you’re thinking, thats what i do all the time!
Some other things i do whilst on the bike: try to recognize what kind of car is driving behind me, or trying to find out what brand of car is the one i see now (from as far as i can).
Have fun on your trip dude!
Greetings from holland! 😛