Ride, eat, ride, eat, rinse, repeat

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over... -Bill Murray Groundhog Day Kansas is unbelievably uniform. Most of the highways we've…